[Amazing] 25 Hilarious Tweets From Married People To Make You Chuckle
Marriage is many things, but above all, it is the choice of two people who feel like they love each other enough to spend the rest of their days together.
Twitter is many things, but above all, it is the choice of many people (including our incumbent president…) who feel they love themselves enough to share their days with us in 140 characters or less.
Combining these two things makes for a very realistic and often hilarious look into the lives of married couples, some of whom have endured for many years, and others that seem like they might not make it past the first one. Either way, we can learn a lot from them (I certainly did). Here are 25 Hilarious Tweets From Married People To Make You Chuckle.
All list images via Twitter; feature image: pixabay (public domain)
Not exactly health food
I can personally attest to that being “high quality” bachelor cuisine.
A unified family
Definitely not “on fleek.”
This could get dangerous.
At least it sounds like he got a good night’s sleep.
Because Tacos
That’s true love.
Body language
Mind-reading and sandwich-making. He might be the perfect man.
What must be done
If not now, then when?
Sacrifices must be made.
I’m impressed he admitted it.
A fortified definition of marriage
Nothing’s gonna mess with this couple!
Asking for it
Perhaps he likes the attention? (Probably not…)
Subtle hints
Maybe he just really, really likes Tom Cruise?
Gamer life
At least he’s honest!
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If you think she's mad...
Almost guaranteed safety. For now.
Don't mess with mom.
I’m guessing that’s a “no.”
Some things are universal.
Granted, a lot of it is probably endlessly trying to decide what to eat.
It's a trap!
Quick! Change the subject!
Those bills don't pay themselves!
Or, maybe she just wants her space.
Let's play a game.
At least one of them is entertained.
Maybe it's best to let her sleep.
Extra points for having the coffee ready!
Whose best friend?
Dogs can love both unconditionally, right?
What are wives for?
At least we know he’s thinking of her.
It doesn't add up.
Maybe somebody figured out how to marry themselves?
She would do anything for love...
…but she won’t do that!
Perfect combo?
They would compliment each other so well!
The fundamental choice
Sometimes being right just isn’t worth it.
It's important to be supportive.
Let’s not make them change their mind.
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