Trending Now - Guy Travels To Australia, Has The Worst Time Of His Life
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Australia is awesome. Sure it’s got deadly spiders, and deadly snakes, and deadly sharks, and other deadly stuff, but still, it’s one of the most incredible places on the planet. Which is why this guy, who goes by the username Boedith, decided to grab his backpack and head down under for the adventure of a lifetime, but his epic solo escapade turned out to be a little, well, underwhelming. “I traveled Australia alone. It was terrible,” he wrote before uploading a series of unamused holiday snaps to emphasize his point. From Brisbane zoo to Bondi Beach and the Great Ocean Road, nothing managed to put a smile on this guy’s face. Not even Koalas! See for yourself in the grumpy pictures below.
Bondi Beach in Sydney, not at all like on tv
Melbourne was just buildings
Heard the Great Ocean Road was amazing, was just some stupid rocks
Was gonna beat up the stupid comedian
Got a free hug instead. It was a good hug
Brisbane has a beach inside the city. Just stupid
Thought the zoo would cheer me up. Turns out Steve Irwin is dead
And koalas sleep all the time. Why even display those lazy things?
Went to see the most famous ship in Queensland. It can’t even sail…
Enjoy the view they said. Didn’t even see sharks…
Finally tried renting a car when I got to Cairns to lighten my mood
Got pulled over for driving grumpy and got a big fine
So I got out of there. Australia sucks
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