Trending Now - 45+ Times People Absolutely Lost The Food Lottery
Winning the food lottery? That’s probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.
We’re not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that’s just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.
If you think we’re being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.
My bread is…
My bread is…
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My loaf of bread was sliced the wrong way
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I think I just lost at the lemon lottery
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I Chose the biggest avocado to make guacamole, I think is not going to happen
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Don’t mean to brag but i’ve got Strawberries growing the size of LEMONS over here! :|
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This vending machine is selling an empty bag of peanuts
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Someone mistook a rock for a potato and put it into this sack of potatoes we bought
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My lemon harvest is coming in quite nicely
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lost the avocado lottery
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These watermelons are disappointing
I bought a case of 7-up last night, and one of the cans was completely sealed, but only filled with air
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My packet of popcorn didn’t have any kernels in it, only butter
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My burger bun only had one sesame seed
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My friends Milky Way only had nougat
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There was only one piece of broccoli in this bag of cauliflower and broccoli
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I got a fun size pack of Skittles with only yellow ones
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This still-sealed wine at the store was only 1/5 full
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I opened a packet of ketchup, it was empty, air only
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My mom opened a can of black beans but there was only water inside
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There was only one marshmallow in my cocoa, but it wasn’t false advertising
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Well, it’s not technically false advertising
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So I open the package and what do I see?
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Chocolate filled Hostess Twinkies
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This chocolate chip cookie that is ashamed of itself
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I feel so betrayed… there’s so little chips
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This taco that feels empty inside
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This is what a u00a33.20 bacon and egg roll from Edinburgh airport looks like
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This cup that comes with a challenge
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Worst lemon ever
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This chicken sandwich that shouldu2019ve come with a magnifying glass
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Urge to kill… rising
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This school lunch is a disappointment
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This school lunch is a disappointment
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This Starbucks chicken salad sandwich
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Crust on my Uncrustable. Great
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Disappointing subway, this is not a footlong
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Disappointing frozen “hawaiian pizza”
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If Monday was a beer
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This blueberry waffle
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There are no blueberries in my blueberry muffin
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This burger I got. The cashier told me it was acceptable
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The sub I bought for dinner tonight
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This loaf of bread
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When you slice a bread and can’t make the sandwich
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This purple, grape shaped little fucker is black licorice flavored
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Thought I grabbed a strawberry/cherry
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Seasonal fruit “salad” aka the cup of grapes
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This so-called “uncrustable”
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The entire loaf is like this
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Vending machine fail
I was sold an empty hot pocket
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This pistachio
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The amount of chips in this $1.00 bag
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My chocolate chip ice cream
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My airline peanuts dust were less than enjoyable
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Found a Reese’s cup with no peanut butter
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This is why I have trust issues
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Does this even count as a “chocolate chip” cookie?
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My egg had no yolk…I wasn’t eggspecting this
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The lemon thing happened to me, was huge until I cut into it
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