[Amazing] 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary
Who doesn’t love a good joke? And who doesn’t love Halloween? We here at List25 sure love both, so to honor a holiday that is normally full of spookiness and frights, tricks and treats, ghosts and goblins, we figured we would turn the tables a bit (and no, not like zombies turning). Why not spread some Halloween laughter (or in some cases Halloween cringe)? Here are 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary.
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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
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A boo-tie.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
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Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
How does a girl vampire flirt?
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She bats her eyes.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
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Because he is always a goblin.
Here’s a riddle for you: The maker doesn’t want, it the buyer doesn’t use it, and the user doesn’t see it, what is it?
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A coffin.
What do you call two witches living together?
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Broommates.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
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To stop his coffin.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
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Napoleon Bone-apart.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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It’s a pain in the neck.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
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It’s drafty under that sheet.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
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Dead ends.
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
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Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
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He didn’t have a haunting license.
What instrument do skeletons play?
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Trom-BONE.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
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Wrap!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
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Mas-scare-a.
What did the goblin say to the ghoul?
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I don’t know you tell me!
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
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Because everybody’s dying to get in.
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
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A pumpkin patch!
Who are some of the werewolf’s cousins?
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The whatwolf and whenwolf.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
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Ghoul-aid!!!
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
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He had no body to dance with.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
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Fangsgiving
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
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For the boos.
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
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They suck!
