Exclusive - MUST SEE: Man from Germany Took his Divorce Settlement A Little Too Seriously!
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We all know that divorce can be a terrible ordeal for couples who have to go through them. Sometimes, it could take years to finalize these things, and more often than not, neither of the two parties calling to be separated get on the winning side.
One of the most common divorce settlements issued by courts to couples in distress is the so-called '50-50 settlement. This settlement grants each half of the couple with an equal share of all their possessions.
You'll get thousands, maybe even millions of hits on the internet on how divorced couples got to split up their possessions equally. But one story from Germany seems to stand out.
In 2015, an unnamed man from Germany became viral for his take on these uncomfortable legal processes.
After the man finally got his divorce from his cheating wife approved, he decided to work on the settlement -- by literally splitting everything he owned with his wife into two.
He posted some of the things he reportedly split online.
He even had captions for them for any online buyers.
1. His iPhone
“I generously left her half of everything, even my beloved mobile phone. That way she can no longer secretly send WhatsApp hearts to a younger work colleague. She doesn’t need it anyway as she lives with one.”
2. An REM record
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true!!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet."
3. Their DVD player
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.”
4. Their old living room couch
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”
5. A Television Monitor
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”
6. And even this stuffed animal
“Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”
Those are some bitter captions.
To see the complete list of items that he sawed in half for his ex-wife Laura, check out the video below:
